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My roommate had multiple video cameras throughout the apartment that I didn't know about, I caught him recording me (voice) on his iPhone, he owns multiple guns and an ego the size of Montana which is, I'm guessing, the opposite size of his penis

On 09/03/2013 at 07:52 PM

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my roomie just took and hour and half shower and when he got out he said he fell asleep. now i get to take cold showers, what a dick

On 09/07/2013 at 02:26 PM

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My roommate is a unpaid hoe, red light in window, front door unlocked, ive never smelled feces + cherry candles and rank crotch before i met her, now its all i smell and i want to set my nose...and ears on fire. and no she is NOT hot

On 09/14/2013 at 08:36 PM

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I live with cave people...I'm certain they are from Bedrock. Why not just stomp instead of walking? Why slam doors instead of shutting them. Well at least they replace the toilet paper on the roll...wait that's me. Oh, and the loudest one is smells.

On 09/28/2013 at 04:32 PM

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My roommate listens to songs with high-pitches, and tries to sing along. His singing voice is bad. I mean, dead animal bad. What's worse is that he dances to some songs, annoying the shit out of me. He also plays the song out loud, emphasis on loud.

On 10/02/2013 at 12:27 AM

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