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My roommate hijacks me constantly every time I go into common areas for conversation. For fuck's sake I just want to get something to drink, not listen to your subconscious vomit.

On 03/10/2018 at 10:13 PM

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My roommate knows I'm introverted. He's the kind of jackass that talks at you for four hours without taking a pause (I timed it) while other people are trying to do chores. How about you pick up a damn broom and help out, ya fucking flaccid cock.

On 03/09/2018 at 03:42 PM

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My roommate is a chain smoker and leaves a trail of miasma in the apartment. The landlord blames all of us for it. He doesn't even bathe so it doesn't matter if he smokes outside, inside, or on the moon. It sticks to the walls. Fml.

On 03/09/2018 at 03:37 PM

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My roommate doesn't talk at all. He's constantly in the room playing his guitar, which gets irritating when I want to study. He also goes to bed at 9:30 every night and gets up at 6:45 every morning and isn't quiet about it either.

On 03/02/2018 at 09:29 PM

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My roommate never shuts up. I told him I was introverted and he wanted to make a playdate for me with other introverts he knows. He talks while I'm trying to take a shit. I wish he'd choke on his spit while he talks.

On 02/27/2018 at 06:17 AM

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My roommate has a strange habit of leaving his clipped toenails on the carpet floor of common areas, among other trash. It's like a minefield of bullshit- you never know what you're stepping on.

On 02/26/2018 at 03:30 PM

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Right before our agreed arrival date, my roommate (Childhood friend) cheated on his wife, spent all the money he was supposed to use to live on while he got his shit together on some tramp, and begs for weed money while not helping out in the house.

On 02/25/2018 at 05:38 PM

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My roommate claims she's to tall to bend down to pick up all the garbage she drops and watches Family Guy on repeat with the occasional obnoxious screeching laugh at something she saw on Twitter.

On 02/21/2018 at 09:14 PM

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My roommate is a big dumbass ginger redneck that blares country music 24/7 and thinks the house is his even though we’re both renting it. I’ve honestly never seen him sober and his brutally retarded dogs bark at absolutely everything 24/7

On 02/19/2018 at 04:07 PM

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He is a 19 year old tranny that is bi polar and takes hormone pills, moody, hasnt washed 1 dish in 6 months, his hair is falling out due to his diet of noodles and cheese, and he hasn't left the house once for 6 months since his mom brings him food.

On 12/05/2017 at 11:25 PM

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