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My roommate has been unemployed for over a year, makes no effort to go find work, and bugs me constantly. She might be committing medical fraud too. Given how high maintenance she is, it seems lately all I do is work, sleep, and babysit her. FML

On 07/11/2015 at 11:02 PM

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Myroommate- comes home between 6-8am every weekend night without a house key, never cleans, drinks excessively, steals/uses cocaine regularly, always has people over, is overweight, is a Racist/nazi, has a dog who's never been bathed or trained.mrfs.

On 02/27/2012 at 12:47 AM

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My roommate shits his bed every weekend #adultdiaper

On 02/27/2012 at 12:57 AM

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My roommate uses the bathroom every 15 minutes at the least. We're both 19 and he's got the inerts of 91 year old.

On 02/26/2012 at 06:30 PM

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My house is now a pre-game party/bring ya hoe's in house... Thanks New Roomy Guy

On 03/03/2012 at 08:41 PM

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My roommate still hasn't submitted his story because he can't do the math required to post.

On 03/08/2012 at 12:49 PM

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My roomate comes in at 2 and 3 am every night and passes out drunk in the living room last night he ate all of my food and passed out on the couch and pissed himself and the couch I cleaned it because it fucking smells MRS

On 03/05/2012 at 08:19 PM

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My roommate put my hamster in the microwave. MRS

On 03/22/2011 at 07:39 AM

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My roommate hooked up with my boyfriend in my bed while I was home for the weekend. MRS

On 03/22/2011 at 07:50 AM

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My roommate left me a three page note with a list of rules I had to follow. One of them was not having my phone on vibrate because it bothers her. MRS

On 03/18/2011 at 11:28 AM

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My roommate likes to keep her vibrator under my futon.. My parents found it while helping me move out. MRS

On 03/19/2011 at 04:13 PM

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My roommate doesn’t let me skype, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, and sharpen my pencils while she is in the room. MRS

On 03/18/2011 at 11:33 AM

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My roommate believes in showering only twice a month and doing laundry once a month. MRS

On 03/18/2011 at 11:30 AM

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My roommates bf is 21 doesn't go to school and has 2 kids he doesn't take care of...and she crys over him every night. MRS

On 03/19/2011 at 08:54 PM

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My roommate has gained 40 lbs and blames it on the dryers for shrinking her clothes. MRS

On 03/18/2011 at 11:25 AM

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