Write your story...
My roommate sucks. Has cheap rent in a fully furnished place (furnished by me) and complains about silly stuff...I am kicking this whiny tool out
He coughs consistently for weeks at a time. He stays in the bathroom for hours and flushes the toilet more than 5 times (I have no clue what he's doing in there). He also will glance at me strangely every 15 minutes or so if we're both in the room.
My roommate is an extremely passive-aggressive cunt. He doesn't have any gross habits, he doesn't steal anything from me. He's just a whiny little cunt. And he blasts really shitty music.
My roommate is dirty, whiny, s piteful and lazy. She wipes her ass then puts the wipe in the trash can. She never cleans! Eats my food. Her cat pees in the house. Her room stinks. I want to slug her.
My roommate set an alarm for 7:00 AM every Mon/Wed/Fri to Masturbate. I would wake up to his alarm and hear him going at it. One time I got so angry I sat up to bitch him out and made eye contact while he did it. I left while throwing things.
my roommate sees me cleaning the house then a week later complains that she always cleans/tidys. A few month ago i was so sick of putting her pots away i started putting hers on side to do herself, today she confronts me that im spiteful, ME!
My roommate drank half my carton of milk, then filled it with water to hide the fact that she drank it. She ate half a loaf of my bread and left the ends hoping I wouldn't notice it was half the size it used to be. She also shit on my bathroom rug.
My roommate has not once done the dishes, taken out the trash, paid a single bill on time, or cleaned up her feminine hygiene products off the floor of our bathroom.
My roommate asked me step by step instructions on how to make speghetti, when I told him to figure it out for himself, he ordered pizza, and then complained about how broke he was for the next 3 days. MRS!!!
I have 3 roommates. They never help out with anything. I'm always the one taking out the trash, cleaning the kitchen, sweeping the whole apartment. No one cleans up the fridge. There's milk that expired in January, yet they won't throw it away.
News & Updates
We just incresed our character limit for each post from 160 characters to 250. Lets see some stories! - 01/22/2012 at 08:47 PM