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My roommate smokes weed and takes Xanax EVERY night until 2:30 then goes out and comes back at 4:30. He cheats on everything and so he passes classes. The school ignores my complaints and I haven't slept in months on normal time.
My roommate has bipolar mood swings over her freshman boyfriend. She cries over him all the time and then giggles and makes baby talk when he comes over. "It's a last resort to break up" she says.
My roommate is incredibly spoiled. She feels wronged over the dumbest stuff like being asked to clean the bathroom or if our neighbors are too loud. I sleep like a rock and her night crying wakes me up. I've slept through fire alarms here...
My roommate is an egocentric fuckhead who imposes his view of the world as being the only right way. He wakes up every morning and reads his tarot cards and looks to the stars. He has to defer blame of his shitty life, so he blames the universe.
My roommate is messy, leaves dirty laundry everywhere, including the living room. Sleeps with the window open when it is 30 degrees and has the air on while listening to loud Mumford and Sons. And somehow he got engaged. Disgusting, loud, and rude...
I came home early from a weekend trip to find dog shit in the apartment, trash scattered everywhere, my coffee mug broken, spilled food on the floor, and my cat hiding in the closet. She won't answer her phone. I was only gone 2 days . . . wtf.
My roommate's bf is a 14 yo stuck in a 24 yo body. I'm so sick of the moodiness and the bad smells.
My RM is pissed at me but won't talk to me. He asked his gf to talk to me but she won't get involved because she thinks he's being stupid. He stomps around, slamming things, muttering to himself. I don't even know what this is about.
My roommates took the lightbulb out of the lamp in my room and put it in the lamp in the living room instead of going to the store to get a new bulb.
Last night on Halloween some friends and I headed back to my house to jam out after a concert and this fucking sponger of a roommate I have comes running out of his room buck ass naked and becomes combative with me, our other roommate, and our guests
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